No Sense Attached

It's gonna be me.

Geist: The Toy Store!
Polter: It's cool...
Geist: I want a place like that.
Polter: Especially with the toys coming alive. The GUYS coming alive.
Geist: Yeah.
Geist: And what's with Justin's voice here...?
Polter: He was trying to channel his inner Lance.
Geist: Yeah... Hey, the clothes are cool.
Polter: I like Chris's.
Geist: JC looks cool, which is a new thing... But Justin is like, drenched in bleach.
Polter: The Coreography is cool... but Lance got the steps wrong a couple of times...
Geist: Like always.
Polter: Except in Pop. OH! The Fight!
Geist: I don't know why they lose. I mean, they're winning...
Polter: It's the girl's fault. She distracts them.
Geist: Why the soldiers don't get big when they go through the scanner?
Polter: Because they're not *N Sync.
Geist: Oh.
Polter: Have you noticed JC always looks worried on the close ups?
Geist: He's like: See? I can sing. I can dance, Please get me out of this boyband! I don't want to sing with Justin!
Polter: "I want to be a Backstreet boy!"
Geist: Joey is growling at the camera, right here before the barbies scene?
Polter: Yeah. He looks sexy as hell. OH! The Barbies! Check out Lance's face!
Geist: It's his "I'm gonna get laid" grin.
Polter: And they say that the slut is Joey.
Geist: The Barbies are my heroes! They caught *N Sync on a net.
Polter: I want to do that.
Geist: That's stalking.
Polter: That's the next video. Anyway... Why no one notices that the Barbies are moving?
Geist: When the girl watches them dance? She has this face of "Look! The dolls move! And they're out of their boxes! And this is the most natural thing in the world!"
Polter: I would freak out.
Geist: Even if it was *N Sync dolls. Too many 'Chucky' flashbacks.
Polter: There are two things I don't get from this video. First, in the Making the Video, Justin said that the song said that "When you get to love me, it's going to be too late" and I don't get that from the video... And two...
Geist: Why does he push them at the end.
Polter: Exactly! It's like: "I don't want you guys anymore!"
Geist: But it's a cool video.
Polter: Oh, yeah. My second favorite of this record...

The following are just our opinions. It's not to be taken as anything more than the crazy rambling of two very, very cynic fans.

		A few words about the record...

	It's gonna be me. Geist: The Toy Store! Polter: It's cool... Geist: I want a place like that. Polter: Especially with the toys coming alive. The GUYS coming alive. Geist: Yeah. Geist: And what's with Justin's voice here...? Polter: He was trying to channel his inner Lance. Geist: Yeah... Hey, the clothes are cool. Polter: I like Chris's. Geist: JC looks cool, which is a new thing... But Justin is like, drenched in bleach. Polter: The Coreography is cool... but Lance got the steps wrong a couple of times... Geist: Like always. Polter: Except in Pop. OH! The Fight! Geist: I don't know why they lose. I mean, they're winning... Polter: It's the girl's fault. She distracts them. Geist: Why the soldiers don't get big when they go through the scanner? Polter: Because they're not N Sync. Geist: Oh. Polter: Have you noticed JC always looks worried on the close ups? Geist: He's like: See? I can sing. I can dance, Please get me out of this boyband! I don't want to sing with Justin! Polter: "I want to be a Backstreet boy!" Geist: Joey is growling at the camera, right here before the barbies scene? Polter: Yeah. He looks sexy as hell. OH! The Barbies! Check out Lance's face! Geist: It's his "I'm gonna get laid" grin. Polter: And they say that the slut is Joey. Geist: The Barbies are my heroes! They caught N Sync on a net. Polter: I want to do that. Geist: That's stalking. Polter: That's the next video. Anyway... Why no one notices that the Barbies are moving? Geist: When the girl watches them dance? She has this face of "Look! The dolls move! And they're out of their boxes! And this is the most natural thing in the world!" Polter: I would freak out. Geist: Even if it was N Sync dolls. Too many 'Chucky' flashbacks. Polter: There are two things I don't get from this video. First, in the Making the Video, Justin said that the song said that "When you get to love me, it's going to be too late" and I don't get that from the video... And two... Geist: Why does he push them at the end. Polter: Exactly! It's like: "I don't want you guys anymore!" Geist: But it's a cool video. Polter*: Oh, yeah. My second favorite of this record...









Bye Bye Bye Polter: You don't like the theater thing. Geist: No. I can't stand it. Polter: Because Chris is being lifted off the ground. Geist: Exactly. They shouldn't do that to him. Polter: I like Joey's shirt... the one of the red cross... Geist: I like Chris' jacket. But... See! He's not moving! Polter: He's never going to move when he's being lifted. And Lance has this face of... 'I must do this right, Wade's watching'... Geist: He doesn't mess up here... OH! Stunt time! Polter: The train chase. Geist: Eat your heart out Tom Cruise. Chris does it better. Polter: The girl does it better! It's like I'm chasing my boyfriend through a coffee shop or a park. Geist: The rotating box is cool. Polter: Really cool. Geist: But, in the name of all that's slashy... Why are they paired? Is this a hint or something? Polter: Sure. Chris and Joey, JC and Lance... a fantasy come true!... ARGH! Why you make me say this things?! You know I don't like JC/Lance! Geist: Why Justin laughs? Polter: Because he's the one who will get the girl. Geist: OUCH! Polter: I hate when Joey gets hit here. It's like... my back hurts too. Geist: He's always getting hit on the videos. Why is that? Polter: Dunno. Oh! Look, Justin has a crotch. Geist: I like that step. Polter: Yeah. Rewind time! Geist: Here they come, the slow part. And they all get serious. We're pensive. We're deep. Polter: The car. Geist: The smile! Polter: I don't like it. It's a love smile... WHY YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THOSE THINGS? Geist: Who let JC drive? Polter: JC always drives in the videos... And Lance broke the car. Geist: How? OH! The girl is scary. Look at her laugh... She's like Stan and Annie Wilkes in one crazy fan... Polter: Now, that's a scary thought...





This I Promise You Geist: I really, really like the bubbles. Polter: But I don't get how they get to the forest without breaking. Geist: The girl is imagining them. Or they're magic Bubbles. Polter: I don't like the tattoo scene. And I have a tatto, but I don't like it... Geist: Justin is trying to act. And he usually is good, but... Polter: I don't like that girls'face, when he gets the drawing... I don't know... Geist: We're back in the forest. And look, here's Joey! Why is he wearing leather in a forest is beyond me. Polter: I still don't get the bubble thing. Geist: Let it go. The chours... and Lance, Joey, Chris... Polter: Elf. Chris looks like a forest pixie here. Geist: Five minutes of a Justin Close up. Five minutes of a JC close up. Polter: The video isnt' that long. Geist: Feels like it. Why Joey and Lance are staring at each other? Polter: I don't wanna know. Geist: I thought you liked Joey /Lance... Polter: I like it, but... I don't wanna know. Geist: JC is worried again. Polter: Yeah. Geist: Maybe he's worried that the squirrels in his pants will bite him. Polter: Oh! The Squirrels! I hate those pants! It looks like someone stapled live squirrels on them. Geist: Now, Chirs holds the bubble... He reminds me of this movie, Labyrinth? With the bubbles? Polter: Yeah. He's an elf. Geist: Lance looks good too. But the combination is like... no. Polter: Why in the name of everything Lance is clenching his fist all the time?! Geist: He hates forest maybe. Polter: Superbubbles again. And we get the dinner scene. Geist: We're eating. Everyone is like, coupley, and they're eating. Polter: Joey's eating. Geist: Someone must have slapped his hand there. I mean, to stop him from eating props. Polter: I remember when this was a love video and not an 'all you can eat contest'. Geist: But we end up in the forest. Polter: Because the bubbles are magic... Sure.






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