In the Mess

Here we go

Polter: Let's start with... This video is horrible!
Geist: A lot of people say that "IDMC" is the worst *N Sync Video, I beg to differ. This has to be it.
Polter: Yeah. It's Here we go.
Geist:The whole basket ball game is SO boybandish...
Polter: And they suck!!
Geist: And I don't get the dance thing.
Polter: Hands up, up, up!
Geist: What I don't get is why they're doing the High School thing. I mean... Chris is what? 24 in this video?
Polter: But I like the way he teases the girls here.
Geist: Oh, yeah. But the video still sucks. Even more because they win. What I don't get is why they're singing during the game. Or what they wear after the gam
Polter: Yes. It's like... Lance, that jacket... NO! Chris, that jacket...
Geist: NO!
Polter: I still can't get the Joey's slut idea from my mind.
Geist: And the videos re-inforce it.
Polter: And the face of Joey... OUCH!
Geist: Rewind time.
Polter: Joey always get hurt in *N Sync video.
Geist: How are they winning? How can you loose against a team that's Singing!!
Polter: It's cheating!
Geist: Stop. Rewind time. That was not Chris.
Polter: It was! It's the one who's hanging. He's always up high, even when he's afraid of heights.
Geist: You know what the worst is?
Polter: What?
Geist: The song is catchy.
Polter: And you know what? I still don't know how can they live with themselves after this video. I would kill myself.
Geist: They got cheerleaders. Ugh. And they don't even care. They always have girls and they never keep the girls...

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.

Geist: The first think I have to say, is that I like the song and the video.
Polter: I like the song.
Geist: Although I don't get the 'Who I'm going to call? Oh, sure, *N Sync!' thing. You need UPS, or Superman, or whoever, not a boyband!
Polter: True. Although what I don't get is how everyone is dressed in Winter's clothes, and Joey... Joey... ugh...
Geist: But he's quite excited in the driving the sledge thing.
Polter: Someone needs to tell him that it's not a real sledge.
Geist: I liked the messages in the different languages, but the spanish one.. We don't say that, do we?
Polter: No. We don't say 'Bien estar' as two different words. But its cute.
Geist: And with the little girls! I can just picture Joey as a dad.
Polter: It's a sweet video. Hard to find something... Is Joey touching that girls' butt?!
Geist: No. Your mind is in the gutter.
Polter: Have you seen how bashful Lance is? He looks so cute!
Geist: I miss the Superman pendant.
Polter: The mob pendant?
Geist: Ok. So we found something not that good.
Polter: I want that CD.
Geist: So do I.

I Drive Myself Crazy

Our favorite video, and we forgot to review it... Or to tape the review. Any how, We'll be adding it soon.

The following are just our opinions. It's not to be taken as anything more than the crazy rambling of two very, very cynic fans.

		A few words about the record...

	Here we go Polter: Let's start with... This video is horrible! Geist: A lot of people say that "IDMC" is the worst N Sync Video, I beg to differ. This has to be it. Polter: Yeah. It's Here we go. Geist:The whole basket ball game is SO boybandish... Polter: And they suck!! Geist: And I don't get the dance thing. Polter: Hands up, up, up! Geist: What I don't get is why they're doing the High School thing. I mean... Chris is what? 24 in this video? Polter: But I like the way he teases the girls here. Geist: Oh, yeah. But the video still sucks. Even more because they win. What I don't get is why they're singing during the game. Or what they wear after the gam Polter: Yes. It's like... Lance, that jacket... NO! Chris, that jacket... Geist: NO! Polter: I still can't get the Joey's slut idea from my mind. Geist: And the videos re-inforce it. Polter: And the face of Joey... OUCH! Geist: Rewind time. Polter: Joey always get hurt in N Sync video. Geist: How are they winning? How can you loose against a team that's Singing!! Polter: It's cheating! Geist: Stop. Rewind time. That was not Chris. Polter: It was! It's the one who's hanging. He's always up high, even when he's afraid of heights. Geist: You know what the worst is? Polter: What? Geist: The song is catchy. Polter: And you know what? I still don't know how can they live with themselves after this video. I would kill myself. Geist: They got cheerleaders. Ugh. And they don't even care. They always have girls and they never keep the girls...





God Must Have Spent... Polter: This is the best N Sync video. Geist:The whole black and white premise is beautiful. Althought it's 'Touched by an Angel' meets N Sync. And I don't like TBYA. Polter: I do. I'm the corny one. Geist: What is curious is, we don't like to talk during this video. Polter: It's like 'shhh... they're singing'. Geist: And It's beautiful. Polter: And it's not about a girlfriend. Geist: No, it's about a mother. That's beautiful. Polter: Well, I thought it was the mom singing to the mother. (We interrupt because we were singing) Geist: After seeing this I totally understand all the 'Nsync are angels' fics. Polter: Yeah. Because they're so off the scene, but in it... It was great. Geist: They're the guardian angels of the mother... Polter:Because the mother is the guardian angel of the kid. Geist: Oh, oh. JC looks worried again. Polter: JC always looks worried in videos. Geist:* Well, I don't get how the chubby kid turned into this hot soldier. Polter: But he looks good. Everything in the video is so well done. I love it. The mirror, the close ups... Geist: And everything in black and white because they're watching the story, not being in it... Polter: AARGH! I hate this scene! When the mom thinks he died! Geist: YEah, and we see the kid refelcted in her eyes. It's beautiful! I always cry here.





I want you back. (Both Versions) Polter:REWIND TIME! Geist: Yeah. Polter's favorite part in the whole In the Mix video is when Joey says 'I'm a Jerk, I'm a Looser, I want you back.' Polter: It's great! Geist: Now, the video... First version or second? Polter: Second. Geist: Chris looks great. Polter: Yeah. It's when he was just letting his hair grow... Geist: Between the short hair and the pineapple look... Polter: That one. The first time I saw him, I thought N Sync was a regeae group. Geist: But he looks great. Unlike the worst moment of Justin's fashion. In the pool scene. Polter: Yes. And why is JC driving again. Geist: Well... and ... ah... ah... Polter: REWIND TIME!! Geist: REWIND TIME!! Polter: Joey and Chris, close up. We're in heaven. Geist: Going back, JC has a girl, who cares. Polter: Yeah. Geist: You know what's curious? Lance and Chris's hair changes through the video. Chris has like three different lengths and Lance's is normal blonde and bleach victim in different parts. Polter: Someone has to tell Lance bleach is not his friend. Geist: We're back in the car. Polter: And JC is still driving. Geist: What happened there? Polter: I don't know. Someone got hit... Oh, it was Chris. Geist: No. Chris is carrying JC. Away from Joey.. Polter: Let's not go there. Geist: Not there. Ok. Nothing happened there. Polter: And the Bubbles!! I hate the Bubbles! Geist: It's better than the first version. When they all used the same color. Polter: Watch when Chris was young!! Geist: Don't go there. You know, this one is so bad that it makes Here we go look good. Polter: Yeah. It has nothing to do with anything. Geist: The whole spaceship thingie is like... UGH! Polter: And the girl who keeps dissapearing. Geist: Who cares? She's not supposed to be there. If she were, they wouldn't want her back. Polter: Lance looks like a girl. Geist: Justin looks like my younger brother. Polter: The knees step. Geist*: Yes, we know they have knees. They keep doing that step over and over and over...







Tearing Up My Heart Geist: This is one of the N Sync is hot video. Polter: It's not bad. It's fun... But I hate the clothes. Geist: The 'we're not Slim Shady clones' clothes? Polter: I hate the way Lance's waist looks. I'm a girl and I don't have that waist! Geist: Let's not mention the terrible way the lights are used. Polter: My brother with his flashlight could do it better. Geist: And let's not forget the fact that Chris doesn't has enough solos. Polter:* Totally unfair man. Geist: And that the tape ran out and we don't remember all what we said. Polter: That's even worse.



For the Girl who Has Everything Polter: For the Girl who Eats evertyhing Geist: Also known as the video with less logical explanations ever done. Ok. I can dig the shipwreck thing. Really. Polter: But they were in a shipwreck and their clothes are ironed! Look at JC's shirt! It has no wrinkles!! Geist: True. True. JC's shirt is ironed! Polter: I can't believe it! Geist: Yeah! We lost everything man, but JC had time to stop, iron his shirt, and then walk carefully to the beach to start singing. With a clean shirt. Polter: The others went insane. Geist: Yeah. Justin is dancing to a tune only he can hear. Polter: Meanwhile, the girl goes shoping. Geist: And the guys find a camera. They can take pictures now. Pity it was not food. And now they're playing. And they have the girls clothes, and I don't want to know anything about that. Polter: They did a flag. Geist: And wave it to the ocean. They find everything the girl had. They don't know who she is, but they decide to send her a picture. Right? Polter: Right. Geist: Where did they develop it? Polter: They went to the Kodak center next to the other side of the island. Geist: By the way, why did the girl put all her stuff in a ship where she wasn't going to take a trip? Polter: Because she's the girl who has everything except common sense. Geist: Oh. Polter: The horses! The ones who came out from the horse-o-matic! There were no horses there! Geist: They came in the chest.Really. Or they were wild horses. Polter: The girl is walking around. Geist: In NY, dressed in a night gown. Sure. Polter: And she's the one who finds her long lost bottle of champange. Geist: You know what's the worst? There she finds the picture of five jerks who apparently know that she has everything... And they didn't sign it! Not even put a 'Hey! Come and rescue us!"




Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. Geist: The first think I have to say, is that I like the song and the video. Polter: I like the song. Geist: Although I don't get the 'Who I'm going to call? Oh, sure, N Sync!' thing. You need UPS, or Superman, or whoever, not a boyband! Polter: True. Although what I don't get is how everyone is dressed in Winter's clothes, and Joey... Joey... ugh... Geist: But he's quite excited in the driving the sledge thing. Polter: Someone needs to tell him that it's not a real sledge. Geist: I liked the messages in the different languages, but the spanish one.. We don't say that, do we? Polter: No. We don't say 'Bien estar' as two different words. But its cute. Geist: And with the little girls! I can just picture Joey as a dad. Polter: It's a sweet video. Hard to find something... Is Joey touching that girls' butt?! Geist: No. Your mind is in the gutter. Polter: Have you seen how bashful Lance is? He looks so cute! Geist: I miss the Superman pendant. Polter: The mob pendant? Geist: Ok. So we found something not that good. Polter: I want that CD. Geist*: So do I.





I Drive Myself Crazy Our favorite video, and we forgot to review it... Or to tape the review. Any how, We'll be adding it soon.
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