Polter: OUCH!
Geist: Told you.
Polter: OUCH! OUCH! If I stare at them for five seconds I'm going to go blind.
Geist: You know what the scary thing is? Chris looks normal compared to the rest, just look at Joey's jacket!
Polter: No... Look at Chris. His last gf knitted that sweater for him, and he was like "I don't like the red, let's try dyeing it black."
Geist: But... compare him to Lance... Lance is... Lance is a fucking neon sign!
Polter: Yeah. When I saw this I thought he had a skin pigment problem.
Geist: Joey's hair clashes with Chirs sweater.
Polter: What's up with Joey's tennis shoes? Everyone else is wearing black. Is he trying to show us that he got new shoes?
Geist: Maybe he wanted to show Chris that White / Black / Red works.
Polter: To clash it with the Red/Black/Grey/White stravaganza that Chris is wearing? I know those colors go with everything but... but in Chris and the pinneaple look that's scary.
Geist: Don't dish the pineapple. Hey, we haven't say anything about JC and Justin's choice of wardrobe...
Polter: JC looks like a menonite.
Geist: I think JC is a menonte.
Polter: You sure?
Geist: Or mormon or something like that. I don't keep up with religious gossip.
Polter: And Justin is still Eminem's younger brother.
Geist: I was talking about his lifesaver bright makemefuckingblind orange jacket.
Polter: Oh. I still think it's the bleach's fault.
Geist: You blame the bleach for everything...
*N Sync circa 1999...
Polter: That's why it's all over the place here. But I don't understand Justin's pants.
Geist: What's there to understand? He stole them, and the sweater, from Britney's wardrove.
Polter: He looks like a whore. Sorry. He's pickeable.
Geist: More like a disco -escapee. Like he forgot the 70's were over before he was born.
Polter: Let's move on to Joey, the Egipcian Tex-mex singer.
Geist: So you say it doesn't work.
Polter: It doesn't work.
Geist: I kinda like the shirt.
Polter: Ah.... No. I mean, no. It's like... the stapled snakes. It must combine with JC's stapled squirrels.
Geist: Do not bring up the squirrels. That's scary.
Polter: Sorry. Moving on to JC...
Geist: The crackhead jerk...
Polter: He looks like a dumbass, right.
Geist: Right. The white shirt is the plainest thing I've ever seen him wear.
Polter: He looks like a worker in a gas station. Lance, however...
Geist: He looks hot.
Polter: YEah. Right. The make up, the t-shirt, the hair...
Geist: Moving on to Chris...
Polter: Sorry to tell you this, but I don't get the net-lookthrough.-shirt.
Geist: I like it.
Polter: Yeah, it matches, but it's scary... He stole that from a fisherman.
Geist: But he looks hot. Like Lance.
Polter: Lance is hot.
Geist: And that's how I win all our arguments. Mention that Lance is hot.
Polter: I mean, they have a lot of money... why don't they hire someone... They all look like... NO!
Geist: Maybe they kinda... dressed with their lights out?
Polter: No. They dress with their taste off.
Geist: Or in drugs. Or really tired... Or they let JC dress them...
Polter: I think Chris did it all by himself. I can picture him doing that.
Geist: And he's rubbing on Lance...
Polter: Who was doing fine, except for the yellow t-shirt.
Geist: Let's not go over Joey's Freddy Krugger's shirt.
Polter: He's wearing Freddy Krugger's shirt and Dr Jekill's cape. And Micheal Jackson's pants.
Geist: So it's a tribute. To Scary Movies.
Polter: And Scary Clothes. And Justin is like "I want to look cool for the first time", and he was doing it fine up till the leather pants. You can't match that coat with leather pants.
Geist: Unless you're Justin Timberlake, obviously.